Canadian Burrow Fart

The ladder led to the giant's asshole
and marshmellows have low i.q.
Rotten was the page behind me.
Stir the soup with your giant throbbing member
Furry nipples dripping with saliva
This makes me want to mingle
The elephant sodomized himself
open your legs, spread your gooch
Bring me to Berlin, I will destroy you
Porn music played softly
Ladders are silly ovaries with cheesy feet
Fire burns my little intestine, yes
and then he farted into a tin can
Buttery popcorn, feces lamppost

Zoo Slither Snooze

Use me like a spatula
Armpits with brie.
It's hard. No, it's not. Yes, it is.
It rumbles under the hedge
Cut that scab in half and share it.
Your armpit smells, just one.
The fish went bloop.
toe jam with chunks of turd
Milk my nose, shit on my face
there are leopards in my vag
do you know of any good pubs?
sniffy diffy, la la la
together we hold hands, and poop as one
suspense in a pitch black jungle

Yarny Knob Crank

Blueberry pies up her anus
crank the knobs on his butt
kiss the dragon on the tail
the penis grew thick like a lilypad
she really likes guacamole
pop that zit and smell it
the blind bat flew into the tree
yes, i deep fried this bra.
Love the bitch next door, bitch
Avocados are temperamental
Cupid ate a rancid potato
what is this about? Do you know?
Lambs are stupid.
My foot has gone to bed.

Black Napkin Burp

The banana had no undies on
Animal kingdoms smell bad
the pear tree caught my eye
the moon smelled of pecans
I love the way you tickle
You're a unicorn princess
there was a midget on a bicycle
Milk pens, cherries and cats.
Can't you see the belly?
Can you feel the love tonight?
Lick it and miss it
Whip my cream you fudge sundae.
Spank me, sir.

Cream Fudge Sex

Octopussy gardens are a drag.
exploding diarrhea infestation
Can I borrow your cream-sickle?
Love me doo, you fucking tool
expresso beans are my jolly good time
poop
go well together with wine
banana vines were a must-have
whipping cream is delicious
spooky crawlers ran towards me
towels are made of sunshine
I have to use the loo
Raunchy nachos with cheese.

Red Zebra Mango

Your hair is an olive thimble face
he burped, a milk shot out of his nose
Rotsky the giant took a shit
retarded pieces if anal beads
teach me chinese
Marble, wood, and chocolate
and then I sharted.
crunch, crunch, crunch
Mermaids in rainbows
the nail polish accented her gaze.
tell me the story of the dragon fly
Milk the cow, then chew the leg.
ice cream is like a sparkly vampire.

Olive Nipple Spoon

Pen15 was the best club
do you know the way to St. Poop?
red orange yellow green blue violet
your ass is exploding, you
you reek of mediocrity
and beer came shooting out of her
unfold me and you will see
Smack.
his b.o. was like shredded cheese
hug a dog and clean yourself
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
polish men have funny beards
cats and pillars should make babies
Hoorah! She has a schmegma